It’s a scandal. The nation is up in arms. What now? A catastrophe!
Supermarkets have started selling pots of own-brand hummus without resealable lids!
This is a step too far. Environmentalism taken to extremes.
How will we survive decanting it into another container? Or putting a saucer on top?
Surely this is the death of civilisation itself. Chickpea armageddon.