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If you learn nothing else in life, learn this: don’t be a pillock.

Mission

Our founding mission is to help people not to be pillocks.

pillock

a stupid or silly person:

pillock, look what you’ve done!

Definition from the Advanced Learner’s Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press


If you call someone a pillock, you are showing that you think they are very stupid.

The guy you put in charge is a complete pillock.

Definition from the Colins Online Dictionary © HarperCollins Publishers

  • Hummusgate

    It’s a scandal. The nation is up in arms. What now? A catastrophe! Supermarkets have started selling pots of own-brand hummus without resealable lids! This is a step too far. Environmentalism taken to extremes. How will we survive decanting it into another container? Or putting a saucer on top? Surely this is the death of…

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  • Big Bigly Fitna

    BIG BIGLY FITNA. SO BAD, IT MUST BE TYPED IN CAPITALS. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. Salams all. It’s been brought to our attention that a sheikh you’ve never heard of is embarking on a tour of the UK. Our sheikh, whom you’ve also never heard of, has made it clear to us, whom you’ve never met,…

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  • Out phishing

    Ooh, I’ve got referrers, how exciting. I must check them out. No, but not by clicking on the link directly. Let’s google your domain. What’s that? It’s a parked domain? No, never! Ah, but only the root. The subdomain is live and kicking, hosted on Digital Ocean, with email provided by Proton Mail, the Swiss…

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